ONE DAY AUTOCORRECT WON’T FUCK UP A POST OF MINE
one time i tried saying that aaron kneed me in the “back” but swype corrected it to “nacho” so i feel you
One time in an e mail from my iPod, I tried to type my violin professor’s name, which is “Dr. Yoshioka,” and it got corrected to “Dr. Upsilons.”
Wtf is an Upsilon???
Upsilon is a Greek letter.
me when I’m dead still getting my life to Beyonce.
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*sends u nudes but just as a friend*
I would actually do this…because someone besides me needs to be hip to all this sexy.
wehidebehindstars ha risposto al tuo post : I am somentally horny right now. Like, my body…
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH. (I actually did the laugh. Out loud.)
nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽
there is literally nothing a man who I am not attracted to in any shape or form can do to make me want him
I hate this idea that there are tips and tricks to getting women like the fact that you have to essentially deceive and disguise yourself in order for someone to like you is sf scary and weird to me
it also reinforces the idea that when a woman says no she means convince me or continue to try different things
like wtf that’s scary and violent thinking
I see this shit perpetuated in so many narratives within movies, television it’s scary af
and there are men who think this shit is normal that scares me
I am so…mentally horny right now.
Like, my body is still being the lame-ass it’s been all term but like…my brain just wants all the sex. @now.
Like, it’s difficult to concentrate on anything else.
Can we just take a moment to appreciate a man’s sleepy phone voice…
Never scroll past a twerking soldier. Thank you for serving our country with your brave booty.
Officer Booty reporting for duty.
Call of Booty
Call of Booty: Back Dat Ass Ops.
omfg
can i just
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Watched this the other day for my research paperrrrrrrrr. I love being a film major. :)
the best moment in cinematic history
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buthereisthething:
sorry not sorry
This makes me want to start reblogging porn. A lot.reblog as much porn as possible. i already run 2 porn blogs and post it on my own. FUCK YAHOO. this isnt a parent or family friendly site.
lol “wrinkle” made me think about balls
time to kick shit into high gear folks
Yo…if y’all fuck with my porn, we’re gonna have a problem.
(Source: buthereisthething)
Natasja - Calabria 2008
Yes.
